If a video game can influence your behavior, do me a favor and kill yourself.

"You can plan a pretty picnic, but you can't predict the weather." (Andre 3000)

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As a representative of the 'great Satan' (Wal-Mart Inc.), everyone has been beating my door down to ask me what I think of the recent controversy over Grand Theft Auto San Andreas being pulled by major retailers. Apparantly, someone online created a patch that makes your girlfriend in the game get all nekkid and stuff. Never mind that the anatomy is as incorrect and humorous as it was in Team America, but I digress.

Dammit, my question is: why was it okay for me to kill hookers, run over old ladies and do random drivebys on paraplegics, but now, because I might see a fucking nipple, the game is Adults Only? I mean, it's been five years since this rating would have even APPLIED to me, but... pulling thirty copies of a fifty dollar game off my shelf? That costs me money!

Money I can use to buy REAL porn. Idiots.

Anyway, Charlie And The Chocolate Factory was good. I don't feel like writing a review, but it was good. Oh yeah, and get Cowboy Troy. It's good too.

Until next time, eat more chicken.